Corrupt-a-Wish

[Alastor]

Granted, but it is subtracted from sleeping hours.

I wish to be able to communicate in every language.

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted now you know that people are full of $#it allover the world.

I wish scubaboard was a dive shop and we could all meet face to face more often.

 

[Storker]

Granted, but the AC is broken, the windows won't open, and so the shop is really ripe with the smell of old neoprene and undergarments worn under DSs with leaking p-valves. Plus, the grocery store has run out of deodorant a month ago.

I wish I could afford diving trips to exotic locations a lot more often than I can now.

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted but the only places you can get a visa are in war zones. Keep your head down.

I wish it was time to go home already.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

It is suddenly time to go home -- and you realize that you have slept through the afternoon, and there will be trouble.

I wish that flatfish in the harbor were numerous like they were in the 1960's when I started diving.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, it's a new breed of small carnivorous flatfish that can burrow through neoprene and like feasting on the softest parts of divers.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

 

[Reku]

Wish granted - However you trip and fall down the stairs - now everything except your back hurts.

I wish that there were caves to dive in all parts of the world.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Granted. Every cave diver is now having a blast...except for you since you now have rampant, incurable narcolepsy with cataplexy so you can never dive again.

I wish I could dive all day every day.

 

[Reku]

Granted. The world floods over and now everyone has to scuba to school and work. However you now have severe aquagenic urticaria.

I wish I was just done with school forever...

 

[WarrenZ]

Congratulations you graduate now you get to pay off those student loans in this horrible job market.

I wish this election season was finished already.