Corrupt-a-Wish

[bilsant]

Granted, but your first drop would be onto a cleaning station where the nibbling is done by Great Whites...

I wish close exposure to reefs promoted weight loss, hair growth, and general attractiveness to the opposite sex.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, you are now irresistible to the opposite sex of every species but homo sapiens.

I wish I could have known then what I know now.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted, but now you also age 10x faster and that lady in the bikini with the boobs down to her kneecaps won't leave you alone.

I wish my kid would get a job.

---------- Post added June 26th, 2015 at 01:31 PM ----------

OOps,, too slow on Bilsants wish..

Granted, you are now irresistible to the opposite sex of every species but homo sapiens.

I wish I could have known then what I know now.

Granted but now you are mute and deaf.

Wish I didn't jump ahead on the reply

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

If you had waited for the reply to finish, you would have known the hazards, but you dive too impatiently, and the area's harbor authority's submersible dredger tracelessly disposes of you.

Next step is to go dive somewhere out of its operating area.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Your wish is granted, however, your dive is at the north pole.

I wish scuba tanks were smaller and held more air.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Your wish is granted. You begin your dive with your fancy new Triton...the "World's First Artificial Gills Re-breather". However, as soon you jump into the water, you're immediately dragged down in a whirlpool & it's only at 300 feet deep that you realize the Triton is a scam & doesn't work.

I wish I was able to dive Antarctica this year.

 

[Storker]

Your wish is granted. However, on your first dive a leopard seal grabs you and drags you down below 60m, the ensuing nitrogen and CO2 narcosis makes you unable to get free, so you drown.

I wish drysuit diving was as simple and light as diving a 3mm shorty in warm water

 

[WarrenZ]

Wish granted but now you have to dive through the ice on every dive.

I wish the ocean was closer.

 

[Storker]

Your wish is granted, but your basement where you store all your dive gear is flooded several times every autumn.

I have to think a bit about my next wish...

 

[Storker]

I have to think a bit about my next wish...

Now I know.
I wish I had more time for diving