Corrupt-a-Wish

[Reku]

Granted. You possess a nice iced glass of Coca Cola. Unfortunately before you can drink it an angry koala steals it and escapes through an open window.

I wish I had someone to play Uno with.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Granted. Your mother comes back to your apartment, sees the diet coke mess & becomes livid when you ask her to play Uno. She not only makes you clean up everything yourself, but also throws out all of your dive gear when your back is turned because she thinks it's junk.

I wish that my brother was happy.

 

[Reku]

Granted. He now enjoys a life of happiness. However you enjoy a life of misery.

I wish you would stop making bad things happen to my apartment. Also I demand a cup of tea. Chop Chop get it done.

 

[WarrenZ]

One cup of tea is brought into the wreck of your apartment but a rabid koala is guarding it.

I wish you had your rabies shot.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Granted. Reku had insurance on the apartment, but let it lapse so gets no money. His downstairs neighbor is now banging on his door super pissed because of the flooding & all of the noise from the koala.

I wish that wishes were horses so beggars could ride.

 

[Reku]

@WarrenZ

Granted. I can no longer get rabies. However you now have rabies.

@NYCNaiad

Granted. Uh ... you now own like 30 smelly flea ridden horses. Congratulations.

I wish I was invisible.

 

[WarrenZ]

One click of the ignore button and you are invisible.

Too bad the FBI is still tracking you for underage koala porn.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Granted. You are now permanently invisible. You are then whisked away by the government to study & are never seen again.

I wish that WarrenZ wouldn't change his wishes after he posts them.

 

[WarrenZ]

Once just because I thought the second one was better. But for you I will stop.

I wish forgiveness not for me but for who ever slaps some sense into our govt.

 

[Reku]

Granted. Someone will somehow fix the government...hopefully...maybe....probably not.....might want to start looking for somewhere else to live.

I wish my internet would stop going out randomly!