Corrupt-a-Wish

[Anthony Appleyard]

Granted :: but everybody else is turning in all available aluminium cans and none are left for you to turn in.

I wish I knew what that 40-foot submarine with the underslung clamshell-grab-arm and no passenger windows, is really for, that the nearby shellfish fishermen's harbor had delivered 2 days ago.

 

[Reku]

Granted. You know that movie pacific rim? It's for that - someones gotta go down and close the portal to the outer realms.

I wish I had some bagpipes.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

You play the bagipies, and someone wonders what you are torturing and calls the police's animal squad with a warrant.

I wish the weather around here would get a bit warmer.

 

[Reku]

Granted. The weather gets a bit warmer. Unfortunately you also get a bit warmer - uh oh you've contracted a case of ebola. Good Luck.

I wish I could actually sleep I've been awake for 3 days, this is getting stupid.

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted, you fall asleep like Sleeping Beauty, but now you'll just have to wait for Prince Charming to wake you up - assuming he does want to wake you up - because you don't look anything like the Sleeping Beauty from the fairy tale!

Wish my other half wouldn't snore!

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. He stopped snoring, but started getting night terrors & screaming in his sleep.

I wish the soup I'm cooking in my crock pot was already done. I'm hungry!

 

[Reku]

Granted. You soup is done, but it exploded all over the counter.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted. Now it's global cooling and all your dive spots are only accessible with a chain saw.

I wish my wetsuit didn't shrink so much..

 

[Reku]

(oh I love ice diving! so fun.)

Granted. You're wetsuit never changes size. However you change size randomly every 24 hours.

I wish had some freshly collect honey from a bee hive.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You collected massive amounts of fresh honey, but sadly died from anaphylactic shock after being stung. You didn't even know you were allergic!

I wish I was hiking right now.