Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarrenZ]

Granted you now live 15 minutes from the ocean just down the street from the Catalina express pier at Long Beach unfortunately you live in Compton.

I wish I get good news tomorrow.

 

[Reku]

Granted! You will get good news tomorrow - however you will also get shingles.

I wish I was not addicted to caffeine.

 

[WarrenZ]

You replace your caffeine habit with cocaine and now spend all your time doing lines of coke of the urinal lip in seedy bars.

I wish I knew what my dog is barking at.

 

[Reku]

Granted. I'll make this short because you don't have much time: IT'S A HORDE OF ZOMBIES - GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!

I wish I had more cats.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. You are now known as the crazy cat man up the block & are stoned by all the little children whenever they see you.

I wish I had a yard with trees and a hammock.

 

[Reku]

Granted. You now live in a place with only trees and a hammock - unincorporated wasteland.

I wish I had flock of owls.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. I love the different names for groups of living things so sorry, but since there are only parliaments of owls, you now have a flock of seagulls that follow you around everywhere.

I wish I hadn't accidentally boiled my kettle dry for an hour. Oops.

 

[Reku]

(I'm obviously uninformed in the social groups of owls.)

Granted. You realize that your kettle is really home to the magical kettle genie - the genie sends you back in time to before you boiled the kettle, something seems off though...you can't quite put your tongue on it. Congratulations - in exchange for 1 wish, you are now the kettle genie - imprisoned until the next wish maker comes along.

(I REALLY WANT THESE OWLS) I wish I had a parliament of owls - with little white wigs on their heads like from back in the 1700s.

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted. You don't need to worry about having boiled dry your jug because you now have one of those instant hot water taps. Unfortunately the thermostat is faulty and it heats all the time and you have a huge power bill.

I think I have a sinus infection starting... ...I wish it was gone

 

[Reku]

(Do they really make instant hot water taps? Sign me up!!!!!)

Granted. It's gone - however, your liver is failing.

I wish for my previous wish.