Corrupt-a-Wish

[Nettie-NZ]

Yup they really have them (Zenith HydroTap)

Granted - you get your owls, but at night time around your place it is like a battlefield as the owl fight with the cats and neither you nor your neighbors can sleep AND you get reported to noise control.

Oh well if my liver is failing I guess that the martini club isn't a bad alternative. Just wish my sinuses weren't so painful and I can go diving for that martini effect

 

[Reku]

(Unfortunately for me I don't get really narked until 160'-180' - so I have to do deep dives in order to feel anything)

Granted! lifetime martinis! however the day after you read this - you got hit by a truck.

I wish my cats and owls were friends and the cats would ride on the owls backs and then drop off like stealth bombers - fighting crime and saving the city.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. Unfortunately since you've turned to a life of crime, your FREAKIN AWESOME crime fighting owls and cats are the last thing you'll ever see.

I wish I had more Muenster cheese so I could make a fantastic grilled cheese with that and honey mustard on some fancy multi-grain bread. (Now, I'm salivating.)

 

[Reku]

Granted. (But only if you mail me some too!) omg - I can barely type this I am so hungry now... what have you done.

You get your awesome cheese (best cheese by the way) to make your awesome food - unfortunately while you are not looking - my crime fighting cats have taken your food and are returning to their master.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Ah ha, I get a free wish cause Reku didn't make one!

I wish I had a 1,000 more wishes.

 

[Reku]

NOOOO OMG!!!!!

Granted! You get 1000 wishes. However for every wish you make, you have to adopt 1 cat.

I wish @NYCNaiad got 999 less wishes!

 

[Nettie-NZ]

Granted, we've waited long enuf for NYCNaiad to have a 1000 wishes.

I wish this thread would come back to life for my continued amusement.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

This thread is back alive already.

I wish there was a web forum for the James Blish science-fiction storues.

 

[Reku]

Granted! IT'S AAAALLLLIIIIVVVVEEEE

I wish someone else would pack my entire apartment up for me so I didn't have to

 

[WarrenZ]

Your welcome I packed the whole place in a single dumpster for your convenience. You won't be getting your deposit back.

I wish we were diving this weekend.