Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, however the wand was in a bad 3 wand pile up on the interstate and is now stuck in the shop getting repaired.

I wish it was the weekend

 

[nikos81]

Granted but Monday comes after this

I wish I was the owner of 300 supercars

 

[CT Sean]

Granted but you still make your current salary and therefore cannot afford the property tax (if applicable), insurance, fuel and maintenance costs associated with ownership.

I wish Connecticut was a tropical island

 

[inventor]

Granted, the earthquake ruined all the good dive sites.

Wish I had enough money for patent attorneys.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you spend all your money on attorneys and nothing's left to pay the mortgage; you get kicked out and all your stuff gets seized, including your beloved diving gear.

Wish I knew what I was doing with my life.

 

[nikos81]

Granted,but you are too old and you've been diagnosed of suffering from cancer.:cool2:

I wish I could scuba dive 365 days a year

 

[wstein]

granted, but only in the Tijuana sewer system.

I wish nikos had a better wet suit for his diving down in Tijuana

 

[nikos81]

Granted but you will be diving as my buddy, without any suit,wet or dry.

I wish all my wishes to come true

 

[inventor]

Granted, that one 'Wish I was never born', turned out to be a bad one.

Wish i didn't have to carry my computer accross town on a bus.

 

[inventor]

Granted, I missed the bus and got caught in the rain. A 'severe thunderstorm' which I got to hear after I got home, and the rain quit right after I made it in the door.

Wish I didn't have to spend all night reloading programs into my new hard drive.