Corrupt-a-Wish

[Jim Lapenta]

Granted, The hacker that stole all of your personal info and crashed it just arranged for your computer to be repo'd.

Wish I had a way to get a million dollars without working or playing the lottery.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you're doing 25 in Sing-Sing for the bank robbery.

Wish the grocery store wasn't so far.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but the store is very popular and your neigbhourhood becomes so crowded that you can't park your car outside your house anymore and you have to find a place to park 3 miles away.


I wish I could travel all day long

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's straight up, the re-entry's going to be rough.

Wish my friend wasn't mad at me.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, he killed you to get rid of you anyway

I wish there was something good on TV now

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's mom's chicken noodle soup, the TV is ruined.

Wish I had more than Ramen and potatoes.

 

[nikos81]

Granted you have your dog's food as an alternative.

I wish I had a sailing boat

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's a great dive!

Wish I could find a decent roommate.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but he is handsome and he steals your girlfriend

I wish there was something to wish

 

[inventor]

Granted, it was for world peace. Now we can't hear a damn thing!

Wish I didn't know so many recipes for Ramen noodles.