Corrupt-a-Wish

[nikos81]

Granted but you forgot the ones you knew either

I wish there was world peace

 

[inventor]

Granted, Mars is a very peaceful world.

Wish I could go diving in Greece.

 

[nikos81]

Granted you are more than welcome to come,but diving centers are closing for the winter.

wish I would be in a place where it would be summer all year long

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's the Amazon delta, good luck with the bull sharks and pirahna!

Wish I could go driving.

 

[nikos81]

Driving? Granted but you are in the middle of a traffic jam

I wish there was another wholesummer place rather than the Amazon Delta

 

[inventor]

Granted, I hear the Sahara has some amazing sunsets, enjoy!

Wish I didn't have to clean the house.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, Katrina Hurricane did it for you.

I wish I had a harem waiting for me

 

[inventor]

Granted, the guys are lining up at the bathhouse for you.

Wish I would get more exercise.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but you have "burned"your muscles out.

I wish it was daytime.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's daytime here. What time is it there? 4:18 pm here.

Wish I hadn't just gotten a notice from the DMV.