Corrupt-a-Wish

[cdolphin]

Granted

Wish they had adult beverages in jail.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you just don't wanna know what's in them. Oh my god, is that a... ? EWWWWWW!

Wish that deaf genie hadn't given me a 12" pianist.

 

[inventor]

Granted, Liberace is full size..


And still dead.

Wish I get to dive this month.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, have fun diving at Vortoberfest - with the ghost...

Wish I could go to Vegas.

 

[inventor]

Granted, I hear the 'meadows' in Mongolia are especially miserable this time of year.

Wish my cars were running.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, but you are out of fuel for the next 100 mile radius

wish I wouldnt' have to mow my lawn ever agian

 

[inventor]

Granted, the EPA should be knocking any minute....

Wish I had a few more bucks for brewskis.

 

[The_Ghost]

you get your brewski but as you walk away you trip and fall and break them. Which was a six pack of this kind of beer...Combine Your Loves For Alcohol & Taxidermy With Beer Packed In Rodent Carcass - The Consumerist


wish all the celebrities that get caught doing drugs and/or caught drinking and driving have the penalty 5 times as worse then as a normal person.

 

[inventor]

Granted, house arrest.

Your house.

Wish I had something exciting to do today.

 

[PabloStella]

granted, however its not what you think is exciting and now you are stuck sitting in on an exhilarating seniors knitting class.

i wish for a magic wand that fixes things.