Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted. Relax. Twice as much to do tomorrow.:ironmyshirt:

Wish the other forum I belong to was as much fun as SB. (Just a bunch o' crybabies over there, and forum admin who plays Mommie way too much)

Granted, you become admin of the forum. And oh dear lord the lawsuits...

Hope I give my friends good advice about patenting tomorrow.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. They patent tomorrow but find there is really no market for a used




Sunday, September 19, 2010

Wish I was an accomplished artist.

 

[inventor]

Granted, your copies of famous paintings on fleas are an internet sensation.

Wish I had cable.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, you have enormous, ugly cables to keep the beautiful phone pole in your yard from falling over.

I wish my house would clean itself.

 

[inventor]

Granted, the Aut-o-Maid sweeps you out with the rubbish.

Wish I had more movies.

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted. Now if you only had a Betamax player to view them.......

Wish the Carolina Panthers had beaten Tampa Bay earlier today.

 

[inventor]

Granted. Now if you only had a Betamax player to view them.......

Wish the Carolina Panthers had beaten Tampa Bay earlier today.

Hah! Good one! I remember Beta-Max!

Granted, it was in the parking lot after the game. The Carolina players will be in jail the entire season.

Wish I had a way to get to class tomorrow.

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted. Start walking soon!

Wish the NY Giants had prevailed over the Colts in the football game they played tonight. (I'm learning!)

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. Since that was the best wish you could think of, that will be your last wish.


uh oh, pressure's on me....

Wish someone would send me a tax free check for $5,000 (U.S.) every week for the rest of my life.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you get a $5,000 US check every week, only in the name Mr. Amadou Bikeke, grandson of Prince Bikeke of Nigeria who left a huge fortune when he died. Now you're stuck transferring that money into a US account and you see zero of that money. Guess you should've read the fine print.

Wish I had things to see and people to do.