Corrupt-a-Wish

[The_Ghost]

granted your bill clinton...

wish that when I die I will be a known across the world.

 

[Karel26]

Wish granted, you are known as the worts dive buddy. . LOL

Wish I am not single any more. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted. You have been cloned and there are now two of you. (Yay! More diving company for me in Antarctica!)

I wish I could afford more than one dive trip a year.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but you are working so long and hard you don't have the time to take a single trip this year.

Wish I had a nice fancy UW camera rig.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, but you are working so long and hard you don't have the time to take a single trip this year.

Wish I had a nice fancy UW camera rig.

(You have your own business too, don't you? )

Your wish for a fancy UW rig is granted, and you will take many shockingly high-quality photos of the weeds and minnows in your local quarry, since buying the rig left you with no funds for diving.

I wish it was easier to think of wishes for this thread.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, it's easier to think of wishes, but we've all forgotten how to type and no one can fulfill any more wishes..

Wish my headache would go away soon.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, but the Excedrin you took for it contains caffeine which kept you up all night, and now you're really tired.

I wish the new-to-me roommate I will have on my next dive trip would volunteer to take the top bunk.

 

[Didje]

Granted, your 350 lbs farting machine roomie gladly takes the top bunk. Now just pray that bunk is built like a rock.

Wish I get a decent salary raise.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, you get a huge raise! The next day you're laid off.

Wish someone would fix breakfast for me.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, you're in jail. It's an all-inclusive plan! Except of course, for alcohol, since they have none of that on the premises (that they're admitting to).

I wish I could get more business this year.