Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, it will transport anyone from anywhere, but only to the drunk tank in Pacoima, Nebraska, pop 14.

Wish I hadn't had to run a tiller and shovel 7 tons of gravel this past weekend.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, you had to move it all with your left hand.

Wish Inventor would share some of his inventions with us.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it looks like late next year, he will be sharing them.
Undt zen I will rule ze vurld!

Wish I had some invention cash now.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, you spend that cash you "invented" and get busted for counterfeiting.

Wish Inventor looked better in stripes!

 

[inventor]

Granted, you realize I look fabulous in stripes. And I'm also helping iztok at Riker's.

Wish Scuba Do hadn't melted our lead for plates, for dive weights.

 

[PabloStella]

granted, unfortunatly your deep profound love was unspecified to what or whome and now you will remain on a mountain head of heels for a spotted rock that has no affection for you.

i wish to be the king of the world!

 

[PabloStella]

uh oh..sorry guys. i thought i was at the end. ignore that post.

 

[Scuba Do]

granted, unfortunatly your deep profound love was unspecified to what or whome and now you will remain on a mountain head of heels for a spotted rock that has no affection for you.

i wish to be the king of the world!

uh oh..sorry guys. i thought i was at the end. ignore that post.

Granted; however, there was just a castle coup and you are now a prisoner of the people.

Wish we could all just get along.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but to achieve that end The Great Leader of the World put us under mass hypnosis. I wish I had an actual Italian pizza in front of me, and a decent bottle of rioja.

 

[inventor]

Granted, but inventor has thank you money. Meaning he walks up to the King of the World, kicks him in the nards, and they say, 'Thank you, may I have another?'.

Wish inventor keeps his intention to only help.