Corrupt-a-Wish

[iztok]

Granted, smog CHECK! we got smog!

Wish I can manage to clean house this weekend.

 

[inventor]

Granted, due to mistaken identity, it's the Big House, Riker's Island.

Wish I hadn't burned my popcorn.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, smog CHECK! we got smog!

Good one!

Granted, you don't cook it at all and break all your teeth on the hard kernels.

Wish Inventor had better dental coverage.

 

[inventor]

Granted, he now has steel teeth like Jaws in the James Bond movies.

Wish the A/C wasn't acting screwy today.

 

[augk]

Granted It's acting nutty instead but now your being inundated by squirrels chasing all the nuts in the room.

I hope inventor doesn't get taken hostage by the squirrels.

 

[inventor]

Granted, he's treated just like any other nut.

Wish my cookies would hurry up and bake.

 

[augk]

Granted they are done well done and burnt and on fire.

I hope inventor can explain to the fire department why he was baking cookies in the buff using the heat from an experimental jet.:coolingoff:

 

[inventor]

Granted, same excuse as last three times.

Wish I wasn't utterly bored.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, same excuse as last three times.

Good one.

Granted - you are talking to SD!

Wish it weren't so hot already today.

 

[Yazrick]

Granted


You are instantlly transported to the polar cap

Wish I could sell transporter technology already