Corrupt-a-Wish

[shark girl]

Granted, but inventor has thank you money. Meaning he walks up to the King of the World, kicks him in the nards, and they say, 'Thank you, may I have another?'.

Wish inventor keeps his intention to only help.

Granted, but part of that helpfulness is to give me my Italian pizza and rioja.

Wish you could invent me a teleportation machine so I can get to the world's most wonderful dive sites instantly.

 

[inventor]

Granted, your gear has to go UPS.

Wish I was diving somewhere other than Kingman Wash.

 

[Underwater Pleasure]

granted, but it only lasted one year.

I wish USA would win the World Cup!

 

[inventor]

?

Granted, it's by a blown call, so no real glory.

Wish they would just grant immediate worldwide patents.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but when you get one you have to work for the Patent Office for 6 months to say thank you.

Wish I could become the world's most amazing dive photographer.

 

[inventor]

Granted, your oil slick photos get you a Pulitzer. The pics are all completely black.

Wish I had some steak.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, fresh crocodile steak coming up.

Wish my cold would go away.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now you have the plague.

Wish I could get my hands on one of Shark Girl's Pulitzer winning oil pictures!

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, now your hands are coated in oil and way too slippery to manage a keyboard, touchpad, or anything for that matter!

Wish my shower pipe wasn't leaking through the ceiling!!

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but now you have to pay Inventor for designing the gizmo that fixed it.

Wish there were no calories in chocolate.