Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, it is Mocolate, from 'Friends'. "Are you allergic to shellfish?"

Wish the Firebird headlight was fixed.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted but you had to fly to Detroit via a 12 hour delay on the tarmac in Salt Lake City to buy said replacement headlight.

Wish all transportation vehicles could run on a plentiful non polluting resource - not fossil fuel (Inventor, hope you're working on that)

 

[inventor]

Got it done, only no one else can make it work.

Wish I was in better shape, couldn't dive today.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but you have to wear a face mask when out of the water to avoif future contamination.

I wish I didn't have to work such long hours at the moment.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you have to work long days, instead.

Wish I hadn't got sun seared at the lake today.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, the sun has been obscured by a thick layer of cloud to protect you.

Wish I could be on a beautiful tropical island with gorgeous blue water, shady palm trees and a cooler full of cocktails.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but the cooler is locked, and you forgot the key.

Wish I could go diving today.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's in the kiddie pool at the Y, and it's free admission day!

Wish I didn't have so much housecleaning to do.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, your house blows away in a tornado.

I wish Inventor had a place to stay tonight.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, it is on top of the termite infested debris where the house once stood.

Wish I had a nice cold lemonade right now.