Corrupt-a-Wish

[bhalah]

Granted, but it's gonna rain every weekend.

Wish to go diving every weekend this summer.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. The only dive site open is in Oklahoma. A 30 foot deep zero viz lake with no living creatures.

Wish I had my own dive boat in Florida.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's the Vandenberg.

Wish I didn't have to sit in the DMV all day.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. You have to sit in traffic court all day because your license expired. And pay a $160 fine.

(lol on the Vandenberg, BTW)

Wish I had a maid.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, but she charges twice the amount of your monthly mortgage and now you can't afford to dive.

Wish I didn't have such a green thumb!

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your Thumb is no longer Green, you now have a Hot Pink Thumb.

Wish i had my own Jet and be able to fly anywhere anytime.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's Favre, he'll hanglide you where you need to go.

Wish diving tomorrow goes well.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but the only in-flight movie you have is Ishtar, which you have to watch during the entirety of every flight and you slowly go crazy!

Wish I could eat anything I wanted without harming my health or expanding my waistline!

 

[inventor]

Granted, you only like brussel sprouts.

Wish we weren't overposting each other.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now, apparently, no one is posting.

Wish I had gotten a full night's sleep last night.