Corrupt-a-Wish

[cdolphin]

Granted. But now all you can think about is NetDoc in a Speedo.

Wish the cat would clean its own litterbox.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it cleans it by dumping on the dining room table.

Wish chicken would get done, I'm hungry!

 

[santafejoe]

Granted your Chicken came out somewhat burnt but it s eatable.
Wish i could go diving on Tuesday.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. You may dive Tuesday, June 1, 2010. But only then. Never again.

Wish I had a dining room table.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted here is your dinning room table . Only one problem it does not fit in your dinning room in your tralier home.
Wish i could win the lottery.

 

[OceanLover91]

Granted, but it is no longer paid out in checks or even cash, it is paid out in labor around your house, or where ever you may need it over a series of 50 years.

Wish I could cure cancer.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, but it is no longer paid out in checks or even cash, it is paid out in labor around your house, or where ever you may need it over a series of 50 years.

Wish I could cure cancer.

Granted. And that is your last wish ever. (At least you didn't waste it! Nice work.)

Wish this fly would find its way out of my house - er, trailer.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted the fly did find it was out of your tralier but now your tralier is taken over by Bees.
Wish i had about 10 more dive buddies.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. But they are all in Ohio, and none of them will travel.

Wish Pete and Wayne would bury the hatchet (NetDoc & DCBC)....geez

 

[santafejoe]

Granted they did but now there using rocks.

Wish Summer would hurry and get here.