Corrupt-a-Wish

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but you have to spend all your vacation time doing chores

Wish I could spend more time visiting with Montana

 

[montanamd]

me too.
wish granted, but you get sick of me and no how hard you try to stuff me in the mailbox to send me home I wont fit. lol

wish petunia could stay and play here

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but now all your friends want to know who the chic who talks funny is running around with flippers on her feet and a cow dive mask on her face.

Wish Petunia would behave!

 

[inventor]

Granted, she behaves as she always has!

Hope all goes well with prototyping this next few weeks.

 

[augk]

Granted prototyping goes better than expected but your new robot wife wants half of all your assets and a life time maintenance deal.

I wish that I wasn't so bored

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted now you are trying to get Montana out of your mailbox
I wish I had got the address right when I stuffed her in the mail!

 

[inventor]

Granted, Santa is wondering why someone sent him a Scuba Diver.

Wish we could all go diving from my yacht.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, Santa is wondering why someone sent him a Scuba Diver.

Wish we could all go diving from my yacht.

Granted, but it's moored in the Treasure Island Lagoon (Las Vegas)

Wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[inventor]

Granted, this is it.

Wish all the weapons in the world turned to cotton candy. Cinnamon, to be precise.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, this is it.

Wish all the weapons in the world turned to cotton candy. Cinnamon, to be precise.

Granted. You get shot and die of gastric distress. Slowly, one trip to the toilet at a time.

Wish no one could lie.