Corrupt-a-Wish

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but you only get to retire to bed with a bug
Wish BG could make me breakfast again

 

[inventor]

Granted, it is roadkill wombat.

Wish the two honeys I met last week would call back.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but they only call to find out the number of the good looking guy they figured was your friend
Wish Inventer could find someone to play with

 

[inventor]

Zing!Good one Petunia!

Granted, but the hubby comes home early. From SEAL training.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but the husband is a REAL SEAL
Wish the Seal would stop bouncing Inventer around on his nose!

 

[inventor]

Hahahahaha! Really lolled on that one.

Granted, but inventor suffers permanent dizziness.

Wish petunia was diving more, instead of traveling so much.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but when Petunia stops travelling so much she will have to go back to work
Wish I could retire

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now you don't make enough to be able to dive anymore.

Wish Petunia could find something to do with all that dive equipment.

 

[inventor]

Granted, she donates it to me!

Wish the library DVDs weren't so scratched.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but the gear doesn't fit
Wish SD would come to dive with us in LA on june 7th