Corrupt-a-Wish

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted

it was only a nightmare.. like in a poorly written B Movie

Wish SD played with us instead of seeking fame in B movies

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted

it was only a nightmare.. like in a poorly written B Movie

Wish SD played with us instead of seeking fame in B movies

Granted, and he now is a star of A movies! With Jessica Alba as my love interest!

Wish Jessica didn't have such bad breath!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted but SD's real love interest now has a rolling pin and is chasing him around the house weilding it

Wish SD didn't get so enthusiastic about the love scenes with Jennifer!

 

[inventor]

Granted, that's how he messed up things with Jessica.

Wish I had more alcohol.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted but SD's real love interest now has a rolling pin and is chasing him around the house weilding it

Wish SD didn't get so enthusiastic about the love scenes with Jennifer!

Granted, but I still get excited about the love scenes with Melissa, Candice, Gwen, Rachael, Cindy, Amy, Kim, and Anna.

Wish Petunia didn't know how my wife and I like to spend Friday nights (that rolling pin hurts SO good!)

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted Petunia has NO idea what you are talking about

wish SD's wife would put away the cast Iron frying pan!

 

[inventor]

Granted, she's chasing him with solid dive weights.

Wish I wasn't a party to such shenanigans.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted, she's chasing him with solid dive weights.

Wish I wasn't a party to such shenanigans.

Granted since SD is so busy running you are forced to replace him at his new job.

Wish Inventor had learned from SD's hard knocks

 

[augk]

granted but now hes knocked unconscious

wish i was able to travel back in time

 

[inventor]

Granted, you are now stuck in the 14th Century. Some consider it a fascinating time, with events leading up to the Rennaisance and eventually the Enlightenment.

Others consider it nasty, brutish, and long.


Wish Lake Mead was clearer and more interesting to dive.