Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, you bought a moth eaten WWII Mae West instead.

Wish when I was bad I was better.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, you are better at being bad, and bad at being better.

Wish I could think of a wish!

 

[inventor]

Granted, you wished for world peace and got a spinning can of vegetables.

whirled peas!

Yeess, I think I'm clever.



Wish I had some more tilapia filets.

 

[Bogie]

Tilapia filets are granted but they are soaked in skunk urine.

I wish I was a cowboy.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, one problem your horse doesn't know how to dive and now your horse.... drowned!

Wish I could get myself to cook dinner instead play silly games!

 

[Scuba Do]

Tilapia filets are granted but they are soaked in skunk urine. QUOTE]

You have a diabolical mind. I like that about you!

Wish I could get myself to cook dinner instead play silly games!

So does your family! Poor starving children.

Granted, but you are so pre-occupied marveling at the wit of Scuba Do's posts that you burn the food.

Wish Scuba Lady's family had something decent to eat for dinner.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted Scuba Lady's family enjoy their meal of smoked Turkey but it was prepared by ScupaDo

Wish ScubaDo and Scuba Lady would stop trying to outdo each other in the Kitchen and come back to entertain us with their exchanges in this thread! raying:

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted. That is the corruption in itself!

Howdy Petunia! How are you and Fish? Long time no hear from.

Wish I could stay in touch with all my SB friends!!!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Granted you can stay in touch with your SB friends but your eyes start going square from so much time looking at the screen.

Wish SD would stop ressing his nose against the screen to see

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, I give up SB (wait, that would be a good thing, for everyone)

Wish SB hadn't ruined my vision.