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Granted - you are vacationing in the Gulf, and diving in tar balls

Wish Inventor luck!
 
Granted being true to his name .. INventor thinks of a solution to the Oil spill problem
Wish the BP execs and the Gvt hadn't put Inventor in that Straight jacket and had listened to his solution
 
Granted, inventor spits out the paper clip and it's hours before they know he's gone.

An undiscovered trove of dinosaur bones collapses on the leak sealing it for some time to come.

Wait, not fossils? Bones?

Wish we survive the dinosaur resurection.
 
Granted, pollution has made them all VERY tiny - only 6" tall.

Wish I had a recipe for dinosaur!
 
Granted, SD figures barbecue is the best way to go, which shrivels them like salt on slugs.

Wish the pool here was deeper, so I could try out my gear before diving next week.
 
Granted, but some prankster pours jello mix in the pool making it virtually impossible to move around in. :)

Wish I could find a job to support my new addiction!
 
Granted, but they will not grant you the continuous chunk of time off needed to go on a dive vacation you now have the money to take. :confused:

Wish I could stop lusting for that big fancy dual strobe DSLR underwater setup.
 
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