Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead DSM's dogs drooled all over SD's sundae and he doesn't realize the 'marshmellow' sauce isn't marshmellow.

Wish SD's wife knew this before she kissed him!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, she doesn't kiss him

Wish I wasn't so lonely!

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Now you have to keep you company.

I wish SD had thought that through better.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted and instead snuggles up with DSM's new wetsuit (semi dry wetsuit).

Wish DSM wasn't IN the wetsuit when SD snuggled into it.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, he is in BettyRubble's wetsuit instead (no comment on whether she is in it too).

Wish BettyRubble hadn't peed in DSM's wetsuit (not so semi-dry anymore) before I cuddled up to it.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted she peed in your coffee cup instead.

Wish SD would stop raving about how tasty his coffee is

 

[Scuba Do]

Mmmmmmmm. Has a fruity flavor!

Granted, I keep the delightful flavor all to myself.

Wish BettyRubble would send me some more of that "special sauce" so I could poor some over my Thrashers Fries.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but it disolves the fries before his eyes

Wish SD would stop crying like a girl

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, I'm crying like a WOMAN (basically the same thing, just more neuroses!)

Wish BettyRubble wouldn't try to snip me for that last comment!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, I'm crying like a WOMAN (basically the same thing, just more neuroses!)

Wish BettyRubble wouldn't try to snip me for that last comment!

Granted, now she just ignores you.

Wish BettyRubble would come out and play!