Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead of once on the lips and forever on the hips it's once up the nose forever on your toes . (no I have no idea what his means)

Wish Usry's toes didn't look like Fred Flinstones

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted instead of once on the lips and forever on the hips it's once up the nose forever on your toes . (no I have no idea what his means)

Granted, they look like BettyRubble's (must be all those sundaes).

Wish Usrytregre could find a pair of shoes that fit on his BettyRubble feet.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but they are 4 inch heel fins

Wish it wasn't so cold out!!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted Ms. Good Extraordinaire, you are now in Hell!

Wish BettyRubble's hot fudge sundaes weren't so HOT!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead they are ice fudge sundaes.

Wish hell wasn't so populated . . it's too crowded

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted. Now BettyRubble is alone in Hell!

Wish all those people with pitchforks weren't up here in Heaven

 

[BettyRubble]

ROFL

Granted instead they are in congress

Wish the horns weren't so obvious on the congressmen/women

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted. CNN would never report something like that, and Obama banishes Fox News from the Capital.

Wish I could win cool prizes (with money associated) for talking about what I hope to accomplish without actually having to accomplish anything.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted you win the Sammy Award as DNYer of the Month from the DNY Goon Gang

Wish the initiation process of DNYer of the Month wasn't so painful

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now the initiation is a huge Hot Fudge Sundae.

Wish BettyRubble wasn't drooling all over herself!