Corrupt-a-Wish

[Cave Diver]

Granted, her life becomes just as interesting as the thread portrays it, but now the papparazzi wont leave her alone!

I wish all the papparazzi wasn't keeping Betty from going out for ice cream!



PS: Nuts?

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but now all the sins you've committed on the Board catch up to you and you go to jail, lose all your friends, and catch several serious diseases (Oh, and your butt swells to a life-threatening size from all the PopTarts and Hot Fudge Sundaes you will have to eat to live up to your legend).

Wish BettyRubble would behave.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted, but now she is being recruited by the Sisters of Solitude and is doomed to be shunned when they learn BR absolutely can not under any circumstances keep her mouth shut.

Wish the Sisters didn't insist on making BR stay in the basement so they don't have to hear her yack yack yacking.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but now she is being recruited by the Sisters of Solitude and is doomed to be shunned when they learn BR absolutely can not under any circumstances keep her mouth shut.

Wish the Sisters didn't insist on making BR stay in the basement so they don't have to hear her yack yack yacking.

Granted, they surgically attach a regulator to her mouth to SHUT HER UP!

Wish BettyRubble could figure out how to get cherry PotTarts into that intravenous tube!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted she designs an award winning device that transforms foods into aerosols and she snorts her poptarts daily . . . she wins the nobel peace prize.

Wish BR didn't blow all the prize money on chocolate

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted she designs an award winning device that transforms foods into aerosols and she snorts her poptarts daily . . . she wins the nobel peace prize.

Wish BR didn't blow all the prize money on chocolate

Granted, instead she spends the money on taking Scuba Do on a wonderful world dive trip.

Wish BettyRubble would carry her own equipment!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but since she grew gills and flippers and special eye covers she has no equipment to carry.

Wish BR was diving right now - gills and all!

 

[Jax]

Wish BR was diving right now - gills and all!

Granted - but she has Wormil for her dive buddy.

Wish it was April, 2010, and I was diving in Cancun . . .

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but Cancun is slammed by record hurricanes throughout April 2009.

Wish BettyRubble would swim in with her gills and all and save UsryTregre.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but the day is now only 24 seconds long instead of 24 hours and you miss the diving to take a leak.

Wish Usry would learn to pee in his/her wetsuit!