Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba Do]

Granted but the day is now only 24 seconds long instead of 24 hours and you miss the diving to take a leak.

Wish Usry would learn to pee in his/her wetsuit!

Granted, but he does it while still on land (gross!)

Wish Usry would teach BettyRubble how to pee in her wetsuit!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted, now BR pees in her wetsuit but only pees when in her wetsuit.

Wish BR didn't look so odd at her corporate job running around in a smelly wetsuit.

 

[maryalicetherese]

You've got it I wish for deep profound love (couldnt' think of anything)

deep profound love? ok it's yours but you're human and don't recognize it when you have it.

i wish i could figure out why i ended up here when i searched "italy".

 

[Jax]

deep profound love? ok it's yours but you're human and don't recognize it when you have it.

i wish i could figure out why i ended up here when i searched "italy".

Granted; but you are now forever stuck on partial matches like things that end in -italy.

Wish there were more flights from Tucson, AZ, to the Carribean and other warm waters.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but there are no flights back home.

Wish someone had answered BettyRubble's wish rather than reaching way back into the thread for an old wish.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Betty has lost her corporate job and now she's a bum and looks odd running around the gutter in her smelly old wetsuit.

I wish Betty wasn't having to scrounge pop tart crusts out of the garbage.

 

[BettyRubble]

(Sd - ironic huh)

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted. Betty has lost her corporate job and now she's a bum and looks odd running around the gutter in her smelly old wetsuit.

I wish Betty wasn't having to scrounge pop tart crusts out of the garbage.

(Sd - ironic huh)

Granted, PopTarts sees her scrounging for PotTarts and makes her the subject of a major campaign ad. She is the Jared of PopTarts, and becomes filthy rich.

Ironically, I wish BettyRubble could find deep profound love other than in a small box of pre-packaged pastry

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, PopTarts sees her scrounging for PotTarts and makes her the subject of a major campaign ad. She is the Jared of PopTarts, and becomes filthy rich.

Ironically, I wish BettyRubble could find deep profound love other than in a small box of pre-packaged pastry

Granted, she finds profound love in a hot fudge sundae (actually a whole lot of them)

Wish someone one else would play this game so I didn't have to corrupt my own wishes.

 

[Jax]

Wish there were more flights from Tucson, AZ, to the Carribean and other warm waters.

Granted, but there are no flights back home.

What . . . stuck in the Carribean . . . That's a corruption? Sounds like heaven!!!

Wish someone one else would play this game so I didn't have to corrupt my own wishes.

Granted, but now EVERYONE will wish you corruption . . . . pun intended

Wish I could eat hot fudge sundaes, without "once past the lips, forever on the hips".