Corrupt-a-Wish

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In that case, I'll have two!

Wish I had them right now!

Yeah, I guess asking for two sundaes was a bit greedy. How about one, can I get one?
 
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Yeah, I guess asking for two sundaes was a bit greedy. How about one, can I get one?

Granted, you get one sundae but you have to watch the 12,000 midgets fight over it.

Wish it was 4:30 so I could go home!
 
Granted, you get one sundae but you have to watch the 12,000 midgets fight over it.

Wish it was 4:30 so I could go home!

Granted, but the 12,000 midgets go with you, and they each want a sundae!

Wish BettyRubble could pee in the sea.
 
LMAO

Granted but she can't stop and the sea is a strange yellow color

Wish the sea didn't smell so bad

(did I really go there - OMG SB is corrupting me!)
 
Granted instead she gets elected to congress and begins corrupting them (wait is that even possible!)

Wish Congress wasn't already corrupted
 
Granted, they are incompetent instead (wait, they already are)

Wish BettyRubble hadn't become a flaming liberal after getting elected to Congress.
 

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