Granted, but the rising sea levels don't stop until Colorado.
Wish I wasn't late to be in NJ right now.
Wish I wasn't late to be in NJ right now.
Corrupt-a-Wish
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Scuba Do
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Granted, your late to be in Omaha right now.
Wish Dave hadn't taken the chocolate cake from BettyRubble's LDS with him on his trip to Nebraska.
Wish Dave hadn't taken the chocolate cake from BettyRubble's LDS with him on his trip to Nebraska.
Granted. Instead he takes Betty Rubble.
Poor Dave. I wish he wasn't being punished for bad Karma in a previous life by having Betty around for his entire trip.
Poor Dave. I wish he wasn't being punished for bad Karma in a previous life by having Betty around for his entire trip.
BettyRubble
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Granted and Betty (over)indulges in it. As a result of her gluttony she suffers a wardrobe malfunction as that last button fails under the constant strain. Following the laws of physics, an object in motion tends to stay in motion and the button bounces around the room like a pinball gone mad, causing serious eye damage to 13 people, an assortment of bruises to numerous to count and breaking 3 display cases at the shop.
I wish so many people at Betty's LDS didnt look like this now:irate1:
Granted, now they all look like this:
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Granted instead BR morphs into Heidi K who proceeds to tell Dave all the many ways that CD has disappointed her!!!
Wish Heidi didn't have such a vivid recollection of CD's inabilities!
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Granted. They aren't recollections, they're delusions.
I wish CD hadn't ruined Heidi for every other man!
I wish CD hadn't ruined Heidi for every other man!
BettyRubble
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Granted he ruins her for every other woman.
Wish CD hadn't turned Heidi to 'the other side'.
Wish CD hadn't turned Heidi to 'the other side'.
Wish denied! Instead CD takes pics and videos of Heidi and her new exploits!
I wish I could make some $$ from all those pics and videos instead of just having them for personal use.
I wish I could make some $$ from all those pics and videos instead of just having them for personal use.
Scuba Do
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Wish denied! Instead CD takes pics and videos of Heidi and her new exploits!
I wish I could make some $$ from all those pics and videos instead of just having them for personal use.
Granted, but then you get prosecuted for interstate shipment of obscene material, and the money you made doesn't even begin to cover the attorney fees.
Wish CD luck in the Big House.
BettyRubble
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Granted he gets lucky with Bubba who defines cave diving a little differently
Hope CD's screaming doesn't wake Bubba2 or Bubba3
(PS Scuba Do - LOVE the avatar!)
Hope CD's screaming doesn't wake Bubba2 or Bubba3
(PS Scuba Do - LOVE the avatar!)
Scuba Do
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Granted, Bubba 2 and Bubba 3 are awake, buddy diving in the "Cave" with Bubba 1.
Wish they hadn't posted those picture on the net.
(P.S. does the cherry make it a fruit sundae?)
Wish they hadn't posted those picture on the net.
(P.S. does the cherry make it a fruit sundae?)
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