Corrupt-a-Wish

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, your new job is teaching assistant in a kindergarten class with 40 screaming sugar-fueled kids.

Wish the goon squad would save Scuba Do from a fate worse than death.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, the Goon Squad sends me to Tampa instead.

Wish I didn't have to carry my own scuba equipment in Tampa

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but you get flamed on SB for it, by posters who keep saying it's not about you.

Wish I had myself booked to dive Key Largo already.

 

[BettyRubble]

I sure love you guys!!

Granted . . your trip is booked but it turns out only the Tampa crew is diving on the trip and you are forced to carry THEIR gear as punishment for being a Goon

Wish Dave had taken some DNYers with him!

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but they party like rock stars and the hotel suffers the consequences.

Wish the hotel couldn't find me when it's time to clean up...

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead they find SD who happens to be there with his 12000 midgets

Wish the hotel wasn't sticking SD with the bill for cleanup after the Goon Squad

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted instead they find SD who happens to be there with his 12000 midgets

Wish the hotel was sticking SD with the bill for cleanup after the Goon Squad

Granted, I'm used to being dumped on by BettyRubble.

Wish she wasn't so mean to these 12,000 midgets.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted she's mean to little old ladies and children instead

Wish Betty had some chocolate cake right now!

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but it's meant for a school bake sale so you can't have any.

Wish Betty wouldn't drool on the glass lid over the cake dish...

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead she's drooling over the sushi she's about to go get!!!!!

Wish Dave was having some sushi that wasn't still attached to its teeth