Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

(oh holy mother of fudge pops!!! a gal goes away for 3 days and comes back to learn she's been thrown in the gutter with a tootsie roll! MEN!!)

back to sanity:

Granted instead they learn that CD and SD are housing 12,000 midgets and decide to make a national ad campaign out of midget abuse.

Wish CD and SD didn't look so horrified on CNN

 

[Scuba Do]

What are you complaining about? All you got was a tootsie pop on your forehead. Letterboy got a wolly wife and a kid (actually kid would be a goat, he actually got a lamb and a goat mistress).

Granted, CNN was too busy fawning over Obama to pick up the story.

Wish I could get rid of those pictures of BettyRubble and all 12,000 midgets before PETM find them.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted now the pictures are of DSM (Dave) in his new wetsuit with 12,000 midgets helping him put it on

Wish Dave didn't have 12,000 midgets yanking on his . . . wetsuit

 

[Scuba Do]

Wish Dave didn't have 12,000 midgets yanking on his . . . wetsuit

BettyRubble

Granted, they are all giving Dave a massage

Wish BettyRubble wasn't obsessed with pulling on Dave's . . . wetsuit.

 

[BettyRubble]

What??? What???? I couldn't remember if he had a dry suit or a wet suit or a semi dry wet suit!!!! I think it's a semi dry wetsuit!!!

Granted instead CD is

Wish CD would stop obsessing over the gear of the scuba diving men

 

[Scuba Do]

What??? What???? I couldn't remember if he had a dry suit or a wet suit or a semi dry wet suit!!!! I think it's a semi dry wetsuit!!!

That's because you weren't looking at the diving suit!

Granted, now CD is obsessing over the men (and their "equipment").

Wish CD would stop dreaming about Dave's safety sausage.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead CD has been elected Mayor of Munchkinville

Wish I had some of those donut holes - what the heck are they called?

 

[Scuba Do]

Wish I had some of those donut holes - what the heck are they called?

Air! Granted, that's what you have to eat - air.

Wish it were not so late.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted . . it's 5 am somewhere in the world but now you got no sleep and your boss is screaming for you to get your work done.

Wish my laundry was done!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but all your clothes shrank.

Wish they had recess at work (anyone up for kickball?)