Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba Do]

Oh, I can never hear that too many times.

Granted, but he still can't remember BettyRubble.

Wish I could remember what's her name.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but 'what's her name' is on a year long dive trip and you now have to focus on DSM's octupus

Wish DSM"s octupus had fewer attachments

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, but now Betty doesn't have anything to put in her mouth.

I wish Betty had something to suck on.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, she's sucking on a Tootsie Pop.

Wish BettyRubble knew where that Tootsie Pop has been.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, she's sucking on a Tootsie Pop.

Wish BettyRubble knew where that Tootsie Pop has been.

Granted, it was on her forehead.

I wish Betty's tongue was long enough to reach her tootsie

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but its size makes CD jealous.

Wish BettyRubble would stop giving CD a tongue lashing.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted. Instead she gives it to the creepy guy who lives next door to her.

I wish Betty wasn't so attracted to creepy guys.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now CD never hears from Betty again.

Wish CD hadn't posted that picture of himself and his date.

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, now CD never hears from Betty again.

Wish CD hadn't posted that picture of himself and his date.

Granted. CD posts a pic of Letter Boy and his date instead

I wish LB wasn't on the ten most wanted list for PETA.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted. LetterBoy convinces them he is only interested in animal husbandry. In the Spring, LetterBaaaa is born.

Hope PETA doesn't find out about the goat.