Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but it's empty.

Wish BettyRubble hadn't introduced that bill to require taxes be paid in PopTarts
 
OMG!!! She did what????

Granted instead the tax is on 8 foot cave diving hoses!!!! :p

Wish the new tax wasn't calculated by the 1/16 of an inch
 
Granted, now its calculated by the foot.

Wish I didn't owe so much tax!
 
Granted instead you owe her thrashers fries, gregory's sundae, and poptarts.

Sure hope SD has lots of money
 
Granted, BettyRubble sends kickbacks to SD.

Wish BettyRubble wasn't convicted of official corruption.

(What is a Grant's Sundae - is it anything like a Sydney's Sinful Sundae at Outback?)
 
OMG!!! She did what????

Granted instead the tax is on 8 foot cave diving hoses!!!! :p

Wish the new tax wasn't calculated by the 1/16 of an inch

Pssssst. It's 7' or 9', not 8'...
 
Granted instead he convinces Dave (DSM. . ) to brag about it for him.

Wish DSM and CD didn't have such a familiarization with each other's hoses
 
I'm always mis-judging hose length! :shakehead: :wink:

Rule of thumb on hoses - your thumb is a foot long!

Granted instead he convinces Dave (DSM. . ) to brag about it for him.

Wish DSM and CD didn't have such a familiarization with each other's hoses

Granted, but they both remain intimately familiar with their own hose.

Wish BettyRubble wasn't so obsessed with their hoses.
 

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