Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead she's obsessed with dark chocolate M&M's and now her arse is the size of Texas.

Sure hope CD runs for the border cuz BR's gonna sit on him (oh wait, that doesn't sound good)

 

[Scuba Do]

:dropmouth: Didn't see that one coming!
Granted, but when he gets to the border, ScubaSteve sits on him!

Wish the DNY'ers didn't all want to sit on CD.

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but now all the Pub regulars want to. Run CD run!

Wish the rain would stop so I could mow the stupid lawn.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now there is a drought and your lawn dies.

Wish Dave knew a rain dance.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but it involves midgets, thongs, and honey. . .

Hope Dave doesn't mind the midgets consuming the honey

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted but it involves midgets, thongs, and honey. . .

Hope Dave doesn't mind the midgets consuming the honey

Granted, in fact, he layers it on extra thick.

Wish BettyRubble would stop picking on those poor midgets!

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Hey, knock yourselves out midgets, but now I can't do the dance. (dodged that bullet)

Wish someone would help BettyRubble get the lid off the honey jar.

 

[Scuba Do]

Hey, knock yourselves out midgets, but now I can't do the dance. (dodged that bullet)

Wish someone would help BettyRubble get the lid off the honey jar.

Granted, but it is Winnie the Pooh's evil cousin, who mauls BettyRubble.

Wish they were able to find all of BettyRubble.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted doubly - the midgets help BR get the lid off the honey and they all become best friends and co-habitate in a shoe.

Wish BR wasn't crammed in a shoe with 12,000 midgets

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, she's in there with 14,000 midgets.

Wish the shoe had odor eaters in it.