Corrupt-a-Wish

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but the therapy leaves you looking like Jack Nicholson at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Wish my cleanup was already done

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but it was done by the new owners of your home as you've been shipped to Zimbabwe (spelling?) to raise penguins

wish I had a chocolate lava cake!

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, with real lava

Wish the penguins would march in straight lines for a change

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but they march straight to Easter Island and now you gotta pack again

wish my tongue hadn't been incinerated by the lava

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but you wear out your new tongue giving acceptance speeches

Wish I could find Easter Island without having to Googlemap it

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, wherever you go, you end up at Easter Island.

Wish I weren't so tire.

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, you sleep in and are late for everything for the next week

Wish the giant stone heads on Easter Island would quit talking to me...

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, now they, and everyone else, ignore you.

Wish I really did have an EASY button.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but it means you sleep with anything that walks past and now people avoid you like the plague

Wish scuba do didn't have all those STDs

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Severe Tire Damage? Granted, now he drives a bulldozer everywhere

Wish I could play guitar