Corrupt-a-Wish

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but his sweet breath attracts Bubba.

Wish it wasn't going to rain/storm this weekend - going to the Redskins game.

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but the Skins can't score a single point, so Snyder panics and trades all his picks in the 2010 draft to the Eagles for Michael Vick. And he throws in an extra $100 mil. because that's what he does.

Wish for no flooding tonight from all the rain we're supposed to get.

 

[BettyRubble]

(I"M SOOO JEALOUS)

granted but instead it trickles one drop at a time on your forehead for the next 30 years

Wish dsmclaughlin has lots of excedrin

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but what I really need is an umbrella.

Wish everyone has a good weekend at Dutch.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but it is at Dutch Gap, Virginia (no diving)

Wish y'all (I'm southern) would stop in and say "Hi" on your way through my beautiful state.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but 240 DNYers invade your home

Wish Scuba had a bigger place

 

[Scuba Do]

How many of the 240 are brothers, sisters who are also wives, mass murderers? It is all so confusing.

Granted, but there are no toilets.

Wish I had a shovel!!!

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but it has no handle

We are like any other dysfunctional family!! You'll have to come to a DNY event and see for yourself!

Wish Scuba luck when he meets 'em all!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it is all bad luck

I wish Betty was Queen of the world....

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but she outlaws brussel sprouts, coke cola, and idiots which causes a butterfly effect, excelerating global warming which makes all the waterways boil.

Wish it wasn't raining so I could dive today