Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

LMAO

Granted but it has no strings so you are an air strumming fool

Wish it was quittin time

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but when you tell your boss "...or else I quit," all the coworkers who said they would back you up... don't.

Wish I win the World Air Guitar Championship

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but the prize is a tatoo of Cave Diver in his pink panties on your forehead

Wish I didn't have that image in my head

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, instead it's tattooed on the inside of your eyelids.

Wish the tattoo removal wouldn't hurt

 

[crowleyW]

Granted, instead it's tattooed on the inside of your eyelids.

Wish the tattoo removal wouldn't hurt

Granted but it would cos a million

I Wish that wouldn't have hangover tomorrow morning

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted but it means you sleep with anything that walks past and now people avoid you like the plague

Wish scuba do didn't have all those STDs

LOL, but Ouch!

Granted, you get arrested before you go out this evening and spend the night as Bubba's play thing.

Wish crowleyW could avoid Bubba tonight

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but instead he get's bubba's boyfriend

Wish I could eat my BLT in peace

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but when you are finished chaos and tumult errupt around you.

Wish BettyRubble had n't given me an STD

 

[crowleyW]

Granted, but instead you get STD from bubba cos he didnt get me.

 

[BettyRubble]

:shocked2: :mooner:

STD? Hmmmm

you mean a Stale tired donut?

Granted but wCrowley gives you the french kiss to end all french kisses

Wish Mcrowley has mouthwash