Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but all you can say is ¿No habla(s) inglés?

Wish I could eat some spanish paella

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you then learn you are deathly allergic to it.

Wish Betty wouldn't die

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead she's granted the power of invisibility and spends her days hiding things from you

wish I was invisible! Way cool

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted instead she's granted the power of invisibility and spends her days hiding things from you

wish I was invisible! Way cool

So that's what happened to my keys.

Granted, now you have a very putrid and distinctive odor.

I wish BettyRubble would show me where she hid all my stuff

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but you have to dig them out of Vick's underwear

I wish Scuba's hands weren't so smelly

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but he cleaned them using your sheets.

Wish I hadn't eaten so much junk while at the beach.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted . . you've lost 30 lbs and the wind blows you over

Wish I had new sheets!!!!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but LetterBoy uses them to make himself a Ninja outfit.

Wish I could keep my promise to myself not to spend all night on SB and actually do some reading.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but now you have lost track of time and look like rumplestilskin (spelling?)

Wish it was 4:30 so I could scram from here!

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but traffic is so bad you get home at midnight

The diving pics on my wall are making me crazy... wish I was diving one of those places right now