Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

granted but now you have to buy prom stuff

I wish I had a servant...

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you get busted for failing to pay the taxes.

Wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but that's because you are in a federal pen for failure to pay taxes

Wish the school buses didn't get in my way during rush hour

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you will be forever waiting for ambulances during rush hour now.

I wish the thick black and white stripes on my new wardrobe didn't make me look fat.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted instead they make you look like a prisoner

Wish Scuba Do wasn't a con!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, he's now a SB MOD, and YOU are busted, again!

Wish I didn't have to keep busting BettyRubble.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but that's because now she's a master scuba diver and lives in Tahiti

wish betty lived in tahiti!!!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but Tahiti was just attacked by the Taliban. Can you say burka?

Wish I could dive Micronesia

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but your tank only has 2 minutes of air

wish I didn't look like a moose in this burka!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted. You are now drawing comparisons to a beached whale.

Wish I could speak Spanish