Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but she pees in your wetsuits and booties

Wish I didn't have to wear 7mil and booties

 

[joystershell]

Granted but she pees in your wetsuits and booties

Wish I didn't have to wear 7mil and booties

Granted, but you'll get awfully cold.

Wish that I could some gainful employment.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted . . you now work for Obama as the head of WetSuit Industry Bailout Committee

Wish Joyce would send me a bailout check so I could get my 7 mil

 

[joystershell]

Granted, here's your check, for 2 cents.

Now, where's my all expense paid dive trip, around the world?

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but to earn it you have to [-]wrestle alligators in a mudhole on pay per view[/-] get yourself elected to Congress

Wish I had the radio on

 

[crowleyW]

Granted. But when u turn on the radio, next 5 songs are the 1's you really hate.

I wish that my vacation would start tomorrow

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but your boss calls tyou every 15 minutes to ask questions like.. do we have any more red paper clips...

I wish the union in charge of red paperclips helps crowleyW

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but their idea of helping is to ask Uncle Vinnie to visit Crowley's boss (oh wait, he might like that!)

Wish my kids karate class didn't have to make such a racket while they do their kicking, chopping, fighting stuff

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but they train like ninjas and you never know what they are up to :bandit:

Wish we had cheap bullet trains

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but they run octupuses and squids!

Wish dsmclaughlin would send a philly cheesesteak my way!