Corrupt-a-Wish

[joystershell]

Granted, but I ate it before it got to you!

I would kill for some krimpets.

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but the Krimpets come with a curse on the filling (hat tip: Simpsons)

Wish the price of stamps had not gone up again

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but instead your mail is only delivered the 32nd of every month

Wish my laundry was done!

 

[treasurehunter]

Granted this will help him empty the fridge of the year old steak and the cheese that's been
Growing mold and mushrooms for the last few years

I wish my employees would help me move my shop

 

[smellzlikefish]

Sure, but you pay them WAY too much.

I wish I didn't have to skip lunch.

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but you have to stay til midnight catching up...

Wish the usual traffic jams around here, weren't around here

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted they are only on mars now but unfortunately you just learned you've been promoted to Director of traffic on Mars

Wish this conference call was OVER

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but you missed all the good parts because you were reading SB

Wish I was on the mission to mars, return trip included

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but it is a 150 year trip.

Wish I were still on vacation.

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but myrtle has been invaded by liberal democrats lobbying for tax rebates for owners of golf carts

wish school shopping was over