Corrupt-a-Wish

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but the IRS takes it all

Wish I could fly instead of drive to my next dive

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but the jet engine replaces your . . ah . . . manly region

Wish it was 4:30 so I could get out of this joint!

 

[RNDIVER]

Granted it's 4:30 am Get ready to go back.

Wish I was drinking a cold Land Shark

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but then you piss shark teeth for a week

Wish sprints weren't necessary cardio training

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but now, you have to do sprints everywhere you go

I wish we could follow that Betty Rubble shaped blurr....

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but your blind as a bat and have no hands!!!!

Wish my car never needed tires

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, now your car doesn't ever move....


I wish I could see my stumps...

 

[BettyRubble]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Granted but for only a millisecond and then you are blind again and now also lost one foot

Wish the dairy queen was next to my house

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but ice cream makes you sick

Wish I had a double scoop chocolate cone right now

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but the chocolate chips are rat poo

Wish my a/c worked without costing me