Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but then the game ends.

Wish a 5 Guys Burger was only 5 calories and cost 5 cents

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but they are made with rat poison.

I wish they would start making "Whose Line Is It Anyway" again.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but the 3 'players' are Scooby Doo, Fred Flintstone, and McGyver

Wish I could get by on only 5 hours sleep

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but you miss being able to dream

Wish I had an aquarium with lots of pretty fish to look at :cool3:

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but the heads of the fish all look like your Ex (assuming you have one of course!)

Wish I had dove the acquarium this week instead of pressing my nose on the glass with the kids.

 

[Yazrick]

granted, but the aquarium was dried out and you had to walk around in it with your fins on and full scuba gear on your back.

I wish I had a prefect job

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but Obama bailed out your company and now you work for the government and have been transferred to 'hood assembly'

Wish it was Friday

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but it's stuck in a loop so for you it will always be Friday

Wish I don't ever get seasick

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but you lose the sense of smell and touch

Wish money grew on trees

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but by this fall a gallon of gas costs $1 mil...

Wish I knew how to fix everything broken