Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but nothing will ever be broken

Wish my car had hyperspace ability

 

[dsmclaughlin]

granted, but no way to stop - look out for that asteroid!

wish i was going out for lunch at a good restaurant

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but the chef, who just sneezed on your food, and your waiter, who also sneezed on your food, are carrying the H1N1 virus.

I wish I were diving right now.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but your tank only has 300 psi

Wish I had a 'he's a snake' gauge that would beep when a dirtball was in my presence

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you go deaf and can't hear it.

I wish my tank ALWAYS had 3000 psi in it

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but global warming has dried up all the water so you look a bit odd flopping around in your fins and tank

Wish my dive hood wasn't so freak'n annoying

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but your wet suit/dry suit gives you hives

Wish I were faster than a speeding bullet.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but you only allowed to fly through bullistic gel

Wish I was in Hawaii right now

 

[RNDIVER]

Granted, but so is a category 5 hurricane.

Wish my neighbors dog wouldn't bark all night

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted with the bonus that your neighbors turn into chew toys

Wish I hit the lottery