Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, you have to crank it by hand, don't stop or it will stop too...

Wish the bats would eat all the mosquitoes around here
 
granted but they also eat dive equipment

Wish newbie divers would get a life and stay off SB some (OOPS that's me!!!)
 
Granted. Instead, they are out diving wherever you go, crowding up the place and ruining your dives.

I wish I were still asleep.
 
Granted but sheets are sandpaper

Wish I hadn't done those sprints last night so I could actually WALK today
 
Granted, but your car breaks down and you have to walk everywhere

Wish I had an extra hour in every day
 
Granted, but you have to spend it in traffic.

Wish I could skip work today.
 
Granted. You're fired!

Wish I could get a new car.
 
Granted

It's an Obama hybrid made in Mexico by Americans displaced by Chrysler who aren't too happy at the moment and left a dead rat in the door frame for ya

Wish my chocolate bar was 10 times bigger
 
Granted, but it tastes like the mud on the bottom of Lake Erie.

Wish I have a new dry suit.
 
Granted, but it's too small for you

Wish I was packed already
 

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