Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but the airlines use your luggage as a flotation device during flight

Wish my keyboard was wireless and I could work outside

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but there is a horrific thunderstorm where you are

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not get fat.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but the food tastes like saw dust and crushed glass

Wish I was closer to warm clear water

 

[RNDIVER]

Granted, but its infested with starving sharks.

Wish these co-workers weren't so annoying.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, they are less annoying because you have to do all of their work and yours as well.

I wish I could write the great American novel.

 

[RNDIVER]

Granted, but everyone is illeterate and it won't get read.

Wish it was Friday

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, you died on Thursday

I wish I were on vacation in the Caymans

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but Scotty from Star Trek immediately beams you to the Star Trek Enterprise for a voyage to a black abyss

Wish my boss was still on vacation

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but he went on vacation with embezzled money and now the company is out of business, and you are out of a job.

I wish I could sing (and people who have heard me sing wish so too).

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but it is so beautiful that they lock in you a bird cage and force you to sing 23 hours out of the day.

I wish I could sing too!