Corrupt-a-Wish

[BettyRubble]

Granted but only because she is friends with a genie who will rub the bike 3 times and turn it into the real thing!

Wish I could take a ride on a space shuttle

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted, you are straddled onto the space shuttle as it takes off. Ride it cowgirl!

I wish NJ had some warm clear lakes to dive.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but you just got transferred to Alaska for 6 years.

Wish I had a good pair of chaps for the shuttle ride

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you get nothing else to wear.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but your dead 3 seconds later

Wish I could unpost that last wish!

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you still get nothing else to wear.

I wish I could fly

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but a hawk pecks your . . . eyes out

Wish I had the body of FB so no gawkers would watch the shuttle launch

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but you can't eat chocolate or PopTarts to get that body

I wish BettyRubble would stop killing me off or having my eyes pecked out

 

[BettyRubble]

LMAO! Granted but instead she dooms you to spend your entire life in the presence of Ghandi, Bin Laden, and Dawin who debate how life began and will end.

Wish the red sox beat the pants off the yankees

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, but, playing without pants (because the BoSox beat them off), the Yankees win the game, the pennant and the World Series

I wish I could come up with a wish that no one could corrupt.