Corrupt-a-Wish

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, due to Rush's failure to read the fine print in his contract, his show's format is now all surf guitar all the time.

Wish I had more time at the gym.

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but the only thing in the gym is a Scrambler carnival ride and 80 year old carnie women.

I wish someone would explain to my boss that a gal needs 2 days off a week with pay to scuba dive!

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but the explanation is so good, your boss decides she needs it more than you do. Looks like you'll need to cover for her, but she promises to bring back pictures.

Wish I had enough bookshelves for all my books.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but all your books are now translated to Indo-Asian psuedo Kilingon sand script written by a 3 year old with a red crayon and are un readable.

I wish DS finds a library..

 

[BettyRubble]

granted but it's Pres Clinton's presidential library and all the back corners have funny spots on the carpet and walls . . .

Wish I had a chocolate cheesecake brownie right now

 

[dsmclaughlin]

Granted, but you won't fit into your exposure suit if you have even one bite...

Wish I had a good underwater camera.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but a good underwater camera for you is a 1935 Brownie.

I wish DS could afford a camera from this century...

 

[RNDIVER]

Granted but the housing seal leaks on first dive.
Wish my raise started now instead of next month.

 

[BettyRubble]

Granted but your salary decreases by 10% a month til Obama collects it all . .oh wait, that won't take as long as you think!

Wish I could get a Ducati bike

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but it is a 1/8th scale version with a plastic motor...

I wish Betty likes her bike...