Corrupt-a-Wish

[dive bandit]

granted, but your computer just crashed

I wish I had more time in the day to spend diving

 

[Abidon]

Granted, you're fired!

I wish I get to dive on my business trip to Florida in a couple of weeks.

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but the viz is only 2ft


I wish I was a billionaire

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it is in forged bills and is completely useless and illegal to spend.

I hope Yaz does not tempt fate and try to spend his fortune...

 

[Abidon]

Granted, he tries to donate the money to charity in ohmdiver's name.

I wish my flower plants would stop dying.

 

[augk]

granted but now your plant named symore is always hungry

I hope abidon has enough food for symore

 

[dive bandit]

granted, but augk gets the bill for the food

I wish there were more diving area here in Missouri

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it is all flood water
I wish db was a stronger swimmer in currents

 

[Abidon]

Granted, but he proves it on your flooded street.

I wish it was 5 PM already.

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, but it's New York time, so you still have a couple of hours left to work..

I wish db would stop diving in that murky water in Missouri.