Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted but yoiur work schedule doesn't end until 6 pm

I wish Abidon would buy everyone tickets to see Spamalot

 

[Abidon]

Granted, but they bring ohmdiver on stage to be walloped during the 'fish-slapping dance'.

I wish I was poolside at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas.

 

[dive bandit]

Granted, but the Ladies Over 90 of America are having their annual bikini symposium.

I wish a shorter work week.

 

[wstein]

granted, the new week is 5 days long and everyone is a monday

I wish these 5 monday weeks were more fun

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, now there are 4 Fridays, and 3 Saturdays, and 2 Sundays

I wish Dive Bandit didn't have to week weekends...

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, but the goverment has eliminated weekends all together, so he has to work everyday..

I wish to have a good time diving tomorrow.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you must bring everyone you know

I hope heli has a big boat

 

[augk]

granted but it busy ferrying Haitians to FLA

I hope the Coasties dont bust heliflier

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but the NAVY does

I wish Heli doesn't go to Gitmo

 

[augk]

granted they send him to levenworth to give him a sense of home

I wish I could go diving in Cuba